May 2011
I don’t understand people who have more friends on Facebook than I do songs on iTunes.
bokehuynh 8:41 pm I love my mom.
barbiekuesauce 8:41 pm me too ::) oh i mean my mom not your’s
My Plan For AP Testing
1. Study until my ass figuratively falls off.
2. Pray to the Lord (and related holy figures).
3. Dream of Robot Unicorn Attack (self-explanatory).
4. Play the Pokemon theme song in my head (although only the first two lines apply).
5. Make the aforementioned AP test my figurative whore.
6. High-five everyone on the way out until hand bleeds.
List of Things to Burn When I Graduate [subject to...
1. The Scarlet Letter
2. Hiett’s poem packet
3. Gov/Econ tests
4. Ludlam assignment sheets
5. SAT prep books
6. AP test prep boks
7. Ludlam essays
8. Hiett research paper
9. Laughlin labs
10. World History flash cards
11. Unwritten Extended Essay
12. Statistics homework packets
13. The American flag
Storytime
A wealthy and portly old man lived in a large manor long ago. The man was reaching the end of his days, and the man had not a family of his own. So, with no heir to inherit his fortune, the man gave his money to his brother, asking only for a decent funeral and a final box of his favorite donuts. Upon his deathbed, the man opened the box of donuts. However, the box only had eleven out of the...
