empressmaude:

Next week: Jack Crawford arrests himself on suspicion of being the Chesapeake Ripper

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haanigram:

HUGH DANCY NARRATES SEVERAL EXPLICIT SEX SCENES FROM ‘BY NIGHTFALL’ AUDIO-BOOK

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alexlikesdesign:

I set out to make a (pseudo) 3D pixel gif, so I made these two Portal Device gifs. One that’ll spin infinitely, and another that has the context of a GLaDOS-aided quality check.

Thanks to everyone who voted on twitter. Maybe one day I’ll make the Gravity Gun for everyone else.

Created by Alex Griendling.

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spitswap:

I’ve never related to anything more

(Source: crewnex)

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artruby:

Jacob Hashimoto’s Gas Giant at MOCA

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saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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captainbritish:

hello i am post these maymes for ur perusal thanks hope 2 enjoy

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breenabard:

As requested by my brother, I drew some Portlandia fan art. It’s Candace and Toni!

breenabard:

As requested by my brother, I drew some Portlandia fan art. It’s Candace and Toni!

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dosageofdisney:

mistclub:

i just realised…

it would’ve been really easy for mrs. incredible to give birth

image

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korpsekobain:

don’t hurt BEES. they just want to pollinate flowers and make honey. hurt WASP’s. fuck them and their old money, big mansions, and country clubs

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